Pxie’s Speaking Patterns Analyzed, Most Used Word Is “Like”
BNN recently compiled a transcript of everything that Pxie has said in the past few months and the results are...
Month: June 2020
“Death To All American Men” Says New Twitch Podcast
While the American homeland has been preoccupied with the highly coordinated and widespread Floyd riots, a new threat to freedom...
Chowder Steals BNN Content For Medium Article, Legal Action Pending
BNN is contemplating taking legal action against "Hows The Chowder," a cringey minor who recently stole screenshots and stories about...
Memo: We’ve Fired Our Intern
An emergency meeting was held this afternoon after the honorable Aidanwould discovered an error on our About page. After discussing...
Feeder Fetish Community Thrives On Bastiat’s Discord
Twitch streamer Bastiat recently decided to start an underground feeder fetish cult on his discord. It all started last Saturday...
Federal Reserve Conspires With Blackrock In Handoff Of Central Banking Duties
In an unsurprising turn of events, the Federal Reserve has chosen BlackRock to administer its $750,000,000,000+ junk Exchange Traded Fund....
Becoming A Millionaire The Easy Way
Fox News sifted through terabytes of financial data and stock market performance history and discovered that one can easily become...
Twitch Streamers Self-Report Average IQ of 138
A recently completed Pew Research Poll found that Twitch streamers self-report an average IQ of 138. To put this in...
Aidanwould Graciously Hosts BNN
Aidanwould, a barely legal streamer from Lower Michigan allowed BNN to move into her discord earlier today. It was the...
End The Attacks On Our Boys In Blue
Libtards across the nation are actively celebrating the destruction of small businesses and the looting of great corporations such as...
